Down the Hobbit Hole

urtube:

bewbin:

bewbin:

my group supposed to make a video about the constitution but we got carried away and it ended up like this 

we got a F…for fun

It’s missing cocaine and Scarface

New haircut

New haircut

marathemara:

iizanimeaddict:

My dad just came into my room and shouted at me in Klingon.

Am I more embarrassed that he did that or that I know he said I was a disappointment to the empire?

You should be most embarrassed that you’re a disappointment to the empire.

slutmuffins:

peggingwithstyles:

i find it interesting that when it comes to liking girls I’m just like GIRLS ALL GIRLS YES PERFECT GIRLS but with boys i’m like you must fit criteria 1-9 but 9 is optional only if you completely fill criteria 10-13 with a non-optional essay on 21st century sexism due by 5am

  

goodnight

kardashy:

maybe the best vine ever

for some reason i can”t imagine having a sugar momma???? like i wouldn’t wanna take advantage of a women like that (plus im not into older ladies). but men… men are made to be manipulated.
grossbabe

tramampoline:

hentaihotsprings:

oh fuck he getting it

this video is so good-hearted. this video has never failed to make me smile

curleque

curleque

blue-author:

actressesofcolor:

This is not about an actress of color, but please vote against David O. Russell being included in #TIME100. If you are unaware, he admitted to sexually assaulting his transgender niece, and does not deserve any sort of praise or recognition. Reblog to spread the word!

.The subject matter of that second link is obvious from the text, but be advised, it is a very detailed account of physical violation of a type and context that many trans women will have direct experience with. I feel physically ill and very anxious—as one does when one is an unsafe environment—having read it. Proceed with caution.

blue-author:

actressesofcolor:

This is not about an actress of color, but please vote against David O. Russell being included in #TIME100. If you are unaware, he admitted to sexually assaulting his transgender niece, and does not deserve any sort of praise or recognition. Reblog to spread the word!

.The subject matter of that second link is obvious from the text, but be advised, it is a very detailed account of physical violation of a type and context that many trans women will have direct experience with. I feel physically ill and very anxious—as one does when one is an unsafe environment—having read it. Proceed with caution.

owlmylove:

♡ touched up my sideshave for my upcoming NYC trip ♡

look at this face. look at all the beauty i will never be able to accomplish.

narwhal-noir:

I took my girlfriend to an improv show the other night and during intermission we were passionately arguing over whether half a 5 Hour Energy shot would give you 2.5 hours of energy or 5 hours of half-assed energy so we turned around to ask the opinions of the three people behind us and one of them said “Are all your arguments like this because we heard you in the lobby earlier fighting over the right way to pronounce ‘egg’?”

owlmylove:

♡ touched up my sideshave for my upcoming NYC trip ♡